Guns Before Butter

Principal Onyx Blackman:

Jail, what do you mean 'jail'?

Chuck Noblet:

Well we did burn down a school and ... kill a few people.

Principal Onyx Blackman:

Oh yeah, we're going' to jail.

Jerri Blank:

I don't think so boys! You're comin' with me. Back to the streets where we'll fight like dogs for scraps of food and we'll sell our bodies for smack.

Chuck Noblet:

Beats teachin'.

Principal Onyx Blackman:

Lead on you stupid, junkie whore!

Tagged: Strangers with Candy Beats teachin'

Posted on November 6, 2011 with 8 notes
Jerri:

So you're really sane?!

Stew:

Jerri, if I wasn't sane would I be able to make these rapid mood swings?

Tagged: Strangers with Candy

Posted on October 8, 2011 with 4 notes