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  • Lying - The Cure for Boredom

    Me:
    I think about my job like performance art. You know, should I do skits and funny voices? Dress up in costume? Re-enact shit? My new thing, I like to do history raps. I speak the language of the streets - keeps kids interested.
    Unsuspecting new acquaintance:
    Really?!? What kind of things do you rap about?
    Me:
    Oh you know - Frances Willard and the temperance movement. Bacon's Rebellion. Richard Nixon and Checkers. The ways in which Ulysses S. Grant was the OG.

    Tagged: Nb. My rhymes are not ill enough and I got no flow - thus I will never even ironically try and rap about history Since I didn't actually mention this was a lie there is now a person out there who honestly believes I have rapped about the WCTU

    Posted on April 19, 2011

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