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Lying - The Cure for Boredom
Me:I think about my job like performance art. You know, should I do skits and funny voices? Dress up in costume? Re-enact shit? My new thing, I like to do history raps. I speak the language of the streets - keeps kids interested.Unsuspecting new acquaintance:Really?!? What kind of things do you rap about?Me:Oh you know - Frances Willard and the temperance movement. Bacon's Rebellion. Richard Nixon and Checkers. The ways in which Ulysses S. Grant was the OG.