January 2012
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December 2011
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“There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and...”
– H.L. Mencken
November 2011
5 posts
“If it were done when ‘tis done, then ‘twere well
It were done...”
– Macbeth
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Principal Onyx Blackman: Jail, what do you mean 'jail'?
Chuck Noblet: Well we did burn down a school and ... kill a few people.
Principal Onyx Blackman: Oh yeah, we're going' to jail.
Jerri Blank: I don't think so boys! You're comin' with me. Back to the streets where we'll fight like dogs for scraps of food and we'll sell our bodies for smack.
Chuck Noblet: Beats teachin'.
Principal Onyx Blackman: Lead on you stupid, junkie whore!
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DMX - X Gon’ Give It to Ya
October 2011
4 posts
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Jerri: So you're really sane?!
Stew: Jerri, if I wasn't sane would I be able to make these rapid mood swings?
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September 2011
6 posts
Clipse - Virginia
“I tried being humble,...
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Always an Antagnoist, Never a Protagonist
Danny: And I think from now on when you're talking about me you should say 'our hero.'
Me: You mean like I'm an omniscient narrator?
Danny: Nah, like I'm the hero of the day.
Me: (pause) I agree to this, but you have to always refer to me as 'the antihero.' I want to be a charismatic but ultimately negative presence in everyone's lives. Actually maybe I just want to be a villain.
July 2011
3 posts
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Veronica Sawyer: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
10 posts
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Jay Z - Takeover
Magnetic Fields - I Thought You Were My Boyfriend
...
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“Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it’s almost like depth.”
– Daria, Daria (Season 2, Episode 3 ‘Quinn the Brain’)
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Five Presidents Who Could Kick Chuck Norris's Ass →
April 2011
18 posts
Skee-Lo - I Wish
The Rolling Stones - Miss You
Big, strange things on the side of the road →
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Lying - The Cure for Boredom
Me: I think about my job like performance art. You know, should I do skits and funny voices? Dress up in costume? Re-enact shit? My new thing, I like to do history raps. I speak the language of the streets - keeps kids interested.
Unsuspecting new acquaintance: Really?!? What kind of things do you rap about?
Me: Oh you know - Frances Willard and the temperance movement. Bacon's Rebellion. Richard Nixon and Checkers. The ways in which Ulysses S. Grant was the OG.
What David Foster Wallace Circled in His... →
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Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
A lot of the time, I do...
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